Ylvis - You're Fucked

On a scale from 1 to 10, my friend, you're fucked
In lack of other words, I'd say you're fucked
You are, as they say in Japanese, fucked from the head down to the knees
I am sorry to inform you, you are fundamentally fucked

But people will forget as time goes by (no, you're fucked)
What if I tell them that it was some other guy? (Still fucked)
I don't think you understand by far how completely super fucked you are
You are Hitler in the bunker fucked

Hey! You're fucked
So fucked

Now there should have been a moral hair, should there not? (You are super-duper fucked)
I couldn't think of anything besides you're fucked (my God, you are fucked)
You are F-you-C-K-E-D, that spells fucked, if you're too fucked to see

So, don't you ever drink and drive, my friend
Unless you want to go to jail and get fucked again
You are absolutely super fucked!
You're fucked!