Wife Patrol - How To Lose

I don’t know how to lose
No matter what I do
And I won’t apologize
For always being right
I'm steppin’ on necks
And I'm cashin’ more checks
Too bad for you
I don’t know how to lose

I don’t know how to lose
No matter what I do
And I won’t apologize
For takin’ what’s mine
You’ll never get ahead
I’ll win until I'm dead
You never have to choose
If you don’t know how to lose

I don’t know how to lose
No matter what I do
It’s not cuttin’ in line
If the spot’s already mine
You’ll always pay the price
For bein’ too nice
So sad, so true
I don’t know how to lose

It’s ugly
And it’s killin’ you and me