"Weird Al" Yankovic - Ugly Girl

(To the tune of 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua)

Ken: Hey Barbie
Barbie: Hey ken!
Ken: Wanna go for a ride!
Barbie: Sure Ken.
Ken: Well forget it!

Im an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl,
Sad I have it, I should bag it,
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair,
I'm a relation to Frankenstiens creation

Im a bland, homely girl,
All alone in the world, Im as black as a fart,
Thin and lanky

Ken: You're a dog, get a troll, were you hit by a train?
Wont go near you 'cause your breath is skanky

You can't touch, Im afraid, cause guys say Im an eyesore
Ooooh

Im an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl,
Sad I have it, I should really bag it,
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair,
a relaltion to Frankenstiens creation

Ken: You're so ugly, you disgust me

Boo-hoo-hoo, yeah

Ken: You're so ugly, you disgust me

Ooh, ooh

Barbie: Oh, lets go out and have some fun!
Ken: Im sorry, you're just too damn ugly.
Barbie: Oh, screw you, Ken!!