We Are Scientists We Are Scientists - Secret Handshake

Gotta sell some posse
Think it's really something
Everyone's invited
Ain't nobody coming

As if nothing is ever going to happen
Nothing is ever going to happen
Nnothing is ever going to happen
Nothing is ever going to happen

Every conversation
Ends just like it started
Gotta a secret handshake
Use it way too often.

As if nothing is ever going to happen
Nothing is ever going to happen
Nothing is ever going to happen
Nothing is ever going to happen

Everybody's thinking
Everybody's searching
Everybody's certain
of themselves

It's a competition
Everybody's better
We may not be winning
Get A's for effort

As if nothing is ever going to happen
Nothing is ever going to happen
Nothing is ever going to happen
Nothing is ever going to happen