(The doctor will see you now)

How are you today?
What seems to be the problem?
Well
I don't think that's the case
Something is wrong
And it's all your fault

How are you today?
I've found a diagnosis!
And I have just what you need
Something is wrong
And it's all your fault

Don't be afraid
You're making things worse!
I should know 'cause I'm the doctor here!
Don't run away
I'll throw the treatment in reverse!
Everything you need is prescribed by me

First of all
Let's establish one thing
A kind heart like me
Really doesn't have to do this!

You don't deserve it

So
Pay your fees with appreciation
You're in my debt
For as long as you need medication
For a chronic condition!

And everybody's watching
Everybody wants to know
What the hell is wrong with you, there!
Over there!
Everybody noticed
The abomination inside your mouth

Now don't make this harder than it has to be
You're the one pulling teeth for an eternity
(Pull 'em out and)
Take this once-in-a-lifetime chance
(Wash 'em off)
(The memories)
(Tear 'em out and)
(Make up for forgotten years)

Your infection shall have its final dance
(Pull 'em out and)
(Wash 'em off)
(The memories)
(Tear 'em out and)
(Make up for forgotten years)

With a small pinch
Let's administer the novocaine

It's not that painful
So why the hell are you crying?

I gave you treatment
You didn't even feel a thing in the first place
Oh, how fucking sad
You made excuses to dissociate
You're bleeding now 'cause you never floss
And I'm the one who deals with your loss
So open your mouth

And say
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Say
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Don't make this harder than it has to be
You're the one pulling teeth for an eternity
Take this once-in-a-lifetime chance
Your infections shall have its final dance

Don't be afraid
You're making things worse!
I should know 'cause I'm the doctor here!
Don't run away
I'll throw the treatment in reverse!
Everything you need is prescribed by me

Say
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Say
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Now all of your memories
Memories, memories
Must be side effects
Side effects
Side effects of the anesthesia

I never did
Never did anything
To warrant your hate
Your hate
Your hatred towards me

Anyway, let's try again
The doctor will see you now

Say
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Don't pull away
You're making things worse!
I should know 'cause I'm the surgeon here!
Don't be afraid
I've given you everything
All the teeth I pull are mine to keep!

I tried to help you!
You chose to refuse!
If you want it that way
I'm gonna operate!
Forever and a day
You never had a say

I know exactly what's best for you

I've done exactly what's best for you