It's swirling round my head
Everything that you said
Espoucing mysticism
And transcendentalism
What you gonna do when the truth kills your guru [x2]
Your guru
He dresses like a sheik
But lives in heywardss heath
Selling you his saffron lies
While sleeping with all your wives
What you gonna do when the truth kills your guru [x2]
Your guru
He says your aura's too faded
That science is just too jaded
He wants a million for a shrine
He says what's yours is mineā¦ is mine
Collecting big fat checks
From all you spiritual wrecks
Saving wealthy souls
While driving his paisley rolls
What you gonna do when the truth kills your guru [x4]
Your guru