Ugly Kid Joe - Neighbor

Sittin' in your front yard, drinkin' lemonade
Suburban life, a pretty wife
You think you've got it made
But you don't know what's in store
For you and your family
I'm movin' in right next door
Won't you welcome me?

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood
And I hope I didn't ruin your day!
Won't you be my neighbor?

I brought my life, my ugly wife
My dirty dog with fleas
My kid's a punk, and I'm a drunk
This I'm sure you'll see
Yeah you don't know what it's like
To live in misery
Welcome to home sweet hell
Dissatisfaction guaranteed

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood
And if I could I surely would
Invite you in and say
Won't you be my neighbor?
Won't you be my neighbor?
Won't you be my neighbor?
Won't you be my neighbor?

C'mon, I don't think you'll find
A place to live in peace of mind
You're gonna live in misery
When you're livin' next to me!

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood
Raaaah! Won't you be my
Won't you be my funky neighbor?!

Well I drink, and I stink
I smoke, yeah I'm a joke!
I try all night and day
To get a piece of the action, a-haa!
And you should know by now
You're never gonna forget, a-aaa!
Now I know just what you're thinkin'
It could be out 'n' you're drinkin'
So don't you knock it until you try it
It could be you in a little while!
I hope I didn't ruin your day!

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood
I dig your wife, she sure is good
It's a beautiful day in the neighboorhoor, ha, ha, ha!