The Wombats - Dr Suzanne Mattox PhD

I'm going to the doctors on Friday
I'm going to the doctors on Friday
They make me better
They give me pills and all sorts
My GP's going to help me this Friday
Her name is Suzanne and she's got a PhD
And I think she likes me
Well she's always smiling

Don't think I'm wasting your time
This is not a drama piece
I'm not here to tell you lies
Suzanne you better believe me this time

Help me Susan help help me Susan
Help me Susan help help me Susan

They tell me to stop smoking but I'll do it anyway
She told me to stop smoking but I'll do it anyway
I don't care now, I can't see it hurt me
They tell me to stop drinking but I'll do it anyway
She told me to stop drinking but I'll do it anyway
I don't care now, maybe I've died inside

Don't think I'm wasting your time
This is not a drama piece
I'm not here to tell you lies
Suzanne you better believe me this time

Help me Susan help help me Susan
Help me Susan help help me Susan