The Vandals - Girls turn 18 every day

Judy hates me
Stepped on her cat
I hate Judy
She's gettin' too fat
Sally left me
I was gettin' kinda cold
I left Sally
She was gettin' kinda old
Ooh, ooh, what's a guy to say?

Tawana don't like
The tapes I bought
Boo-yah Tribe
New Kids On The Block
Tracy says my car is dumb
I think there's more
Where she came from
Oooh, oooh, what's a guy to say?
Girls are turning 18 every day
Rachel turned 18 just last week
Kamie turned 18 looks so sweet
Jenny's lookin' sorry at 29
But her sister turned 18 just in time