Is there a photo of me on your wall in short short-shorts
Or zipped down jeans?
Do you look up at night and wish you were me, under the stage
Under hot lights?

Are you visceral viscous?
Do you want to make love to my sweet visage
And then pretend it's you, it's you
It was always you

[Child fan]
I wrote you a letter to become a member of your fan club
But all I got in the mail was return to sender

[Star]
I'm still a big, big star

[Fan]
No you're not

[Star]
Yes I am

[Fan]
No you're not

[Star]
Yes I am

[Fan]
No you're not

[Star]
You liked my latest film

[Fan]
No I didn't

[Star]
Yes you did

[Fan]
No I didn't

[Star]
Yes you did

[Fan]
No I didn't

[Fan]
I'm not a fan of yours anymore

[Star]
Yes you are

[Fan]
No I'm not

[Star]
Yes you are

[Fan]
No I'm not

[Star]
Yes you are

[Fan]
But you broke my fragile heart

[Star]
No I didn't

[Fan]
Yes you did

[Star]
No I didn't

[Fan]
Yes you did

[Star]
No I didn't

[Fan]
I hate you

[Star]
I hate you too

[Fan]
I hate you

[Star]
I hate you too

[Fan]
I hate you

[Star]
I hate you