I'm going down to south park
I'm gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation
Going down to south park
Gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking day or night
People spouting: Howdy neighbor
Heading on up to south park
Gonna see if I can't unwind
I like girls with big vaginas
I like girls with big, fat titties
Come on down to south park
And meet some friends of mine