[Lisa]
If you wish to be our sitter
Please be sweet and never bitter
Help us with math and book reports
[Bart]
Might I add: Eat my shorts!
[Lisa]
BART!!
[Bart]
Just cuttin' through the treacle
[Lisa]
If maggie's fussy, don't avoid her
[Bart]
Let me get, away with moider
[Lisa]
Teach us songs and magic tricks
[Home]
Might I add, no fat chicks
[Marge]
HOMER!!!
[Lisa]
The nanny we want is kindly and sage
[Homer]
And one who will work for minimum wage
[Lisa]
Hurry nanny, things are grim
[Grampa]
I'll do it!!
[Lisa and Bart]
Anyone but him