Sam Kinison - Spring Break Broke

We Left From the South, Increasing the Altitude.
Then Drove Through to Play to the College Crowd.
But They Didn't Show and We Played On a Big Rock Stage
Making Big Rock Wages and
We Took What Was Left From the Cooler and Split

It Was a Spring Break So You Should Have Known That It Wasn't Loaded
That Our Drummer Was Posing
But You Were Too Wrecked to Realize...

The Kids Were a Blaze, Drinks Cradled in Every Hand
And Our Battle Cry Was Belated By Six Months
But They Didn't Care and You Ran to the Top Stair
Opened the Door to See Her Then
She Wanted You To: She Didn't Seem to Care

And It Was On Spring Break, So You Should Have Known That It Wasn't Loaded
That Our Drummer Was Posing
But You Were Too Wrecked to Realize...

Spring Break Broke...