Saint Etienne - A Christmas Gift To You

Sarah:
Hello, this is Saint Etienne here with a special Christmas
message for you all. How are you feeling Bob?
Bob:
I'm feeling dandy and I just want to say Happy Christmas, war is
over. How are you feeling Pete?
Pete:
I'm feeling my oats. It's a bit parky in here, isn't it? Anyone
fancy a drink? What's your favourite Christmas drink Bob?
Bob:
Umm, can I have a vodka with domestos in it and a slice of ???
please?
Pete:
Certainly sir. And Sarah?
Sarah:
No thank you. eh... can I have a glass of champagne with an Oxo
cube in it please? Thank you. Mmmmm.
Bob:
Do you want a drink Pete, I'm buying this round?
Pete:
No.
Sarah:
We've got a couple of songs for you and the first one is...
Bob:
Driving Home For Christmas, a smashing song by Chris Rea. And
the second one is..
Pete:
Message In A Bottle, a tribute to the gentle giant of rock,
Sting.
Sarah:
And now we'd all like to say...
All:
Happy Christmas!!