Rachel Bloom - Mary Poppins Is Efficient

[Michael]
Why won't she stop crying, jane?

[Jane]
Oh michael, I wish mary poppins was still living with us! She'd know what to do

[Mary]
Hello!

[Jane and michael]
Mary poppins!

[Jane]
What are you doing here?

[Mary]
Well, I heard you needed help with a crying baby

[Michael]
Ah yes, she's ever so upset

[Mary]
Now, michael, mustn't be negative!
Mary poppins always has a few tricks up her sleeve to soothe a crying child

[Jane]
Tricks?

[Michael]
Like what?

[Mary]
Whenever a child is fussy
And starts to cry and moan
There's no need for a bottle
I've a secret of my own

First you shake up the baby
And then you fly away

[Michael]
Um, mary?

[Jane]
Where did she go?