Rachel Bloom - Die When I'm Young

I don't live for the future
I don't live in the past
I throw my hands up in bliss
Ready for the world's kiss
No regrets or hesitations
Taking chances

Cause I wanna die when I'm young
Burn out fast and dance forever
I wanna die when I'm young
'Cause

Hello?
Hi, Rachel, it's Dr. Weinblatt calling with your test results
Oh hey, what's up?
I'm afraid to say the biopsy came back positive
What do you mean, positive?

I'm gonna die when I'm young
I didn't expect this to literally happen
I'm gonna die when I'm young
I guess this is what I wanted

Back in the club shakin' my ass
Then I have to lay down for a while
(Yeah, lay down!)
Hang with the dj, spin a coupla tracks
And then I throw up bile
(Cool!)
Gettin' freaky with a hottie
And we just don't stop
The way he's touchin' up my body
Makes my panties drop
I say: I'm dyin'
He says: I'm sorry
I say: Let's fuck
He says: I'm sad now

Gonna die when I'm young
I should have had my home checked for asbestos
Gonna die when I'm young
Yeah, it was way cooler in theory

Doctors give me heavy sedatives
Omg, I'm such a stoner!
Hands are feelin' up my body
'Cause I'm an organ donor
I'm dyin' young just 'cause I lived too fast
Also, I have a tumor

Yo, y'all think you're so cool for dyin' young?
Well, I'm an aborted fetus, motherfucker!
I died so young, I didn't even live!
I'll never go to preschool or the prom
So I get bitches hotter than my teenage mom
I spit rhymes faster than my stem cells heal
So let the beat drop like my nuts never will

Die when I'm young
Oh God, this is terrifying!
Die when I'm young
Please, I take it back!
Die when I'm young
I never should have aborted that pimp-ass fetus!
Die when I'm young

Shit that bitch is dead!