Valentine's Day
Wish I Had a Sweetheart
It's Valentine's Day
Didn't Even Get a Stinkin' Card
It's Valentine's Day
I Just Have to Say
I Hate Valentine's Day
It's Valentine's Day
And I Didn't Get no Chocolate
It's Valentine's Day
If I Had a Heart I'd Hock It
It's Valentine's Day
All I Have to Say
I Hate Valentine's Day
T's Valentine's Day
And I Hope It Finds You Healthy
It's Valentine's Day
I'm Glad Your Stinkin' Girlfriend's Wealthy (?)
It's Valentine's Day
I Just Love to Say
I Hate Fuckin' Valentine's Day