Pastilhas Polegarinas - I've Got Gases

I eat beans, nobody stands behind me
My life is a shit
I've got a girlfriend, but she dumped me
I've got gases, my belly hurts
Anybody likes me
I am such a jerk

Let me sit, maybe it gets better this way
But everyone who is around me, get up and get away

I know what's the problem, I ate a pumpkin pie
But I won't let it go this time
I'll try to hold it up

I poo
There's shit in my pants
I tried hard to hold my gases, but now I can't pretend

I poo
Now I'll get away
Maybe if I just starts to run
I won't dirt the place
No pain! No gain!