Don't try to pretend
That you know where I am from
Try to listen to this puzzle
Because it's not communism
My country is small
But bigger than mall
Three Million people inside
Let's run away and commit suicide
Basketball addiction
A crazy religion
We do not have many medals
Oh wait now we're swimmers
Did you hear about Zeppelin?
Its food is edible
It's funny how we cherish it
Purple soup Incredible
Three white lines on one side
You are asked to smoke
Don't be a joke
You're about to get choked
No bad words
We borrow them from neighbors
No manners
Only crazy Slav dancers
Do not call us Russians
Brings scary discussions
They call us beer lovers
But we are just alcoholics
We like our pizza
In mayonnaise and ketchup
We like our cars
And the bottle of vodka
My country is small
But bigger than mall
Three thousand people inside
It's called Lithuania