Kero Kero Bonito - Graduation

Today's my graduation
I've done my dissertation
Even got a hat I can throw

Today's my graduation
So long to education
Didn't learn a thing anyway

These are the best days of our lives
That's what the grownups told us right?
Tapping my pencil waiting for the bell
Thinking what to say in my last farewell
Hey teacher Leave those kids alone
saigo no chaimu ga natteru yo
And everyone's happy but ikitakunai
What shall I do now the world is mine?

Today's my graduation
I've done my dissertation
Even got a hat I can throw (but I'm not going)
Today's my graduation
So long to education
Didn't learn a thing anyway

mado no soto bakari miteta
maru to batsu dake datta
sonna sekai ni sayonara
hitori sotsugyoushiki
Say: Sensei minna sayonara
sensei minna sayonara
sensei minna sayonara
mimi no naka de sotsugyou

Today's my graduation
I've done my dissertation
Even got a hat I can throw
I'd like to thank my pets, my friends, my family
I didn't learn a thing anyway

Whatchu wanna be?
There's so much you can do with a degree
Now I can apply for a PhD
Get a nice job with a high salary
Chasing after hyakuten, manten
zenbu dekitakunai, mou dame
torikago no tobira o akete
sora ni mukatte habataite

Today's my graduation
I've done my dissertation
Even got a hat I can throw (but I'm not going)
Today's my graduation
So long to education
Didn't learn a thing anyway

But I'm not going
But I'm not going
But I'm not going
But I'm not going today