Ringo: I don't drink anymore, I don't drink any less. And here he is, that well-known star of stage, screen, and the rainbow, Mr. Keith Moon! Let's hear it for Keith!

Keith: That's uncommonly decent, dear boy, you said that extremely well.

Ringo: Thank you, I've been taking talking lessons.

Keith: Oh really?

Ringo: Yes.

Keith: Anywhere I know?

Ringo: Got my teeth fixed, now my lips don't work. Ho ho ho.

Keith: Ho ho ho!

Ringo: Well, you see this one...

Keith: Could you ??? with your beard?

Ringo: ...isn't working.

Keith: Isn't work -

Ringo: I could tell from the start...

Keith: I could tell by the -

Ringo: ...it wasn't working.

Keith: Just the way -

Ringo: It's a wonderful track.

Keith: What?

Ringo: It isn't working.

Keith: Wouldn't say a word against the track.

Ringo: Nah, I wouldn't.

Keith: ???

Ringo: With all your friends on it.

Keith: ???

Ringo: Do I know any - who's on this track? Do I know
anybody?

Keith: Most of them.

Ringo: Oh, good.

Keith: Ah...

Ringo: Are you gonna tell me who they are?

Keith: Well, there's Mr. Danny Kootch.

Ringo: Danny Kootch.

Keith: There's, ah, Jesse Ed Davis.

Ringo: Jesse Ed Davis!

Keith: And, ah, a German friend, Klauss Voorman.

Ringo: Klauss! (German type gibberish?)

Keith: And, ah, Van Hyde Park.

Ringo: Van Dyke, you know I love your underpants.

Keith: Ah, Mr. Harry Nilsson.

Ringo: Harry, not Harry Nilsson, the real Harry Nilsson?
You've got the real Harry Nilsson...

Keith: No, not the real one.

Ringo: ...on your record, Keith?

Keith: No, the blow-up.

Ringo: God, you're so lucky!

Keith: It's the uh, you can get it --

Ringo: Jim. Jim.

Keith: Jump?

Ringo: Jim... Oh, and you've got Jim Keltner, too!

Keith: And Jim Kelt - yes, I've got Jim Keltner, too!

Ringo: I'm not even here!

Keith: Six Box Tops...

Ringo: Am I in Chicago?

Keith: Okay, I'll accept.

Ringo: Am I in Washington?

Keith: My dog doesn't eat meat.

Ringo: I'm glad. It's very expensive these days. My dog can't play pool.

Keith: Why can't your dog play pool?

Ringo: He's got no balls! Good night, and over to you... Well, we got him laughing in the box. Nancy wrote that joke, you know...

Keith: Do you think, ah, they noticed?