Fantasma da Ópera - Poor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh

Confidante:
They say that this youth has set my lady's heart aflame!

1st fop:
His lordship sure would die of shock!

2nd fop:
His lordship is a laughing-stock!

Confidante:
Should he suspect her, god protect her!

All three:
Shame! shame! shame!
This faithless lady's bound for hades!
Shame! shame! shame!

Countess:
Serafimo, your disguise is perfect. why, who can this be?

Don attilio:
Gentle wife, admit your loving husband.
My love, i am called to england on affairs of state,
And must leave you with your new maid.
Though i'd gladly take the maid with me.

Countess:
The old fool's leaving!
Serafimo! away with this pretense!
You cannot speak, but kiss me in my husband's absence!
Poor fool, he makes me laugh!
Time i tried to get a better better half!

Countess and chorus:
Poor fool, he doesn't know!
If he knew the truth hed never ever go!

Phantom:
Did i not instruct that box five was to be kept empty?

Meg:
He's here, the phantom of the opera

Christine:
It's him!

Carlotta:
Your part is silent, little toad!

Phantom:
A toad, madame? perhaps it is you who are the toad!

Carlotta:
Serafimo! away with this pretense!
You cannot speak, but kiss me in my... croak!
Poor fool, he makes me laugh!... croak! croak!