He's outside of the show in LA
For like everyday for a few weeks
Wait for someone to take the bait
He could be anyone's mistake
Just say your boyfriend's out of town
Don't let him bum a cigarette
Respect? No way!
He's from California
Show Up! Get laid!
They can't all ignore ya
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Good luck, fukboi
No one's rooting for ya
Check for the blue check
Hit 'em in the DM
Are 20k fake fans really gonna reel 'em in?
Go fish catfish tell him what you spent
Say yes, shameless
He wants someone famous
Model, actress
Body soft as plastic
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Good luck, fukboi
See how far you make it
Cause someone should say it
Listen buddy, listen buddy, listen
Everyone knows you're playing
Stop being phony, it's all in your head
But does it take the pain away?
You must be so exhausted
(Yeah, this is a pretty cool spot, huh?)
(Yeah, I like it)
(Yeah my buddy actually owns this place!)
You're gonna call me, right?
Good luck, fukboi
Meet some actor's daughter
Say yes, undress
Sell her pics, you monster!
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It's all fake, hot take
No one's falling for it
Good luck, fukboi
Good luck, fukboi
Good luck, fukboi
Good luck, fukboi
Predatory, no one likes you sorry!